Hey, guys! I'm Stan Marsh, and, uh.. Don't be shy to ask me questions about anything, okay?

askbuttersstotch: Heya Stan! You got a tumblr thing too, huh? Isn't it neat-o?

Yeah! 

It’s pretty cool. Kyle said I should get one of these, so.. 

I’m ten, dude. I don’t even know how pregnancies work yet, but I’m pretty sure ten year old guys don’t get pregnant! 

Aw, come on, ask me questions! 

It’s “ask Stan”, not “stare dumbly at Stan’s blog”, man. 

Nothing like a good friend to cheer me up if a day goes all crap, you know. 

ask-stan2:

hey, guys! 

uh, so facebook never worked out for me, and apparently this is the next best cool thing? anyway, yeah, i’m open for questions. 

here we go!